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Mama!

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What? You can't just knock and walk in
like that, your mama.

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I saw everything when you were a baby.

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I'm not a baby anymore.

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Wow.

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It's not for you, mama.

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Who is it for?

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None of your business, okay, mama?

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None of my business?

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Come here.

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Come here, habibi.

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Can you please move this stuff out?
Because I don't need you walking in your

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room. It's so much bigger than mine. Can
you please just...

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Oh, my God.

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Crystal's playtime is scheduled in here
today from 1 to 2. I just want to remind

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you about that. Great.

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Great. Make sure you feed her. Okay,
I'll feed her. Mama, I'll feed her. Can

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just call us? Please, inshallah.

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Why you open account in bank, man? It's
a pyramid scheme. You don't know? Bro,

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this is not a bank. It's a credit union.

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Union. That's even worse, bro. You know
union is a cartel. They set the wage

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instead of the price.

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Same thing, bro.

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How's it working with your family? It's
a dream come true.

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I can't believe it's a reality.

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Seriously.

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At home, it's a nightmare.

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I don't have any privacy.

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No, you got a curtain in your room
overlooking your living room like you're

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about to do a puppet show.

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I'm Moe. I need a loan.

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I don't have a girl. I'm a refugee.

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You've never had privacy.

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I get it.

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We're in America. 18 years old. Move out
of the house.

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What happened to family? Being close
together?

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You're right.

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Maybe we're close enough. I got to move
out.

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Guys, I will take a refugee in. No
problem.

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No, thank you. Okay, all due respect.

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I got you, bro. I made assistance of
your life. I know it is good for you.

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come stay now with me and Dallas in our
home.

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I have a private guest room,
electricity, everything.

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And there is a big private bathroom.

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It's so big, bro, so clean.

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You can sit all day until you find a
house, you know?

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Very good. I find your whole life to be
problematic, but a ensuite bathroom is

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really appealing at this point.

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Plus, Austin, Dallas' sister, she lives
next door. Okay. She's not as beautiful

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as my Dallas.

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She's not as tender as Dallas.

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But she's ready for marriage.

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Okay. All right. Now you're stepping
into a whole new zone.

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What, do you have a dating app now?
You're doing arranged marriages?

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I don't want my mom doing it, much less
you, Hamid. If you get married to

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Austin, all your legal trouble, boo, go
away.

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Nigga, it's boom, not boo.

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Boo, bee, bah. Who gives shit, bro? I
showed her his picture. She like.

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She was intrigued, bro. If you come,
maybe you meet, maybe there is

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Marriage, bismillah, you know? What's
the fine print?

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She sounds desperate. You are desperate.

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I swear, I feel like the only thing you
should do is meet her.

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You should at least meet her. Get your
life together, just like me. Even though

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I'm raising somebody else's baby, and
we're pregnant together, and we moved

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and we're not married.

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You don't get to talk because my life is
better than yours because I found

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Blondie. Why don't you mind your own
fucking business?

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No. If you get caught anywhere doing
anything, I just can do whatever the

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they want with you. Exactly, bro. So in
this specific instance, I'm siding with

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Hamid.

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It's not criminal.

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It is.

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It's not violent.

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Now it's done, Mo. Let's go. Come on.

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You can do this.

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I mean, it got stuck on my finger. Hey,
don't make excuses, Uncle Mo. I'm not

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making excuses. What if I just threw you
down there? Yeah.

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All right, all right, all right. Yeah.

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All right, let's see what you got. Show
them how to do it, Sama.

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Show Uncle Mo what you can do.

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Oh! Look at that, right there.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Wow, that's actually really good.

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That's really solid.

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What are you looking at?

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The settlers attacked people's homes in
Ramallah again.

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And when the IDF came, they killed a 17
-year -old Palestinian boy.

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I saw that.

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It's horrible.

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Oh, wait, Mo. Stay right there. I got
you something. What? I was at the

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Park last week, and I saw this shirt in
the window, and it screamed your name.

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I'm serious.

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Look at this.

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Huh?

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That's... that's... Perfect.

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Yes, okay, Bob. It's not perfect. This
is a you shirt. This is not a me shirt.

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No way.

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It's like the mascot just shat this out.
This is unbelievable.

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No, this is you in fabric form. I mean,
it's fun, it's loud, it's got... No, no,

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it's nice.

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I'm sorry. It's nice. Thank you. Thank
you,

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Bob.

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You know what's not horrible?

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We're all here together.

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Yes.

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Come on, we're going to have fun,
whether you like it or not. No, no, no.

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You're going to go.

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Come on. No, no, no. Don't even worry
about the boat. Just grab it.

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Yeah, that's the right move. Yeah, right
here.

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No! No,

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just go like this. Like this?

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Yes.

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One, two, three.

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Let's go.

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All right, look at that.

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Oh, my God.

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I don't know. He was just bowling. Have
you seen him? No. Probably just playing

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games or something.

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Osama!

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Osama!

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Osama! He's right there.

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Dude, why were you screaming?

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Come on, let's play some games.

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Yeah.

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Who ordered a pizza pie?

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There we go.

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Have you ever thought about taking Samir
to see a therapist?

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What for?

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To improve his social skills, his
quality of life.

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What's wrong with his life?

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Okay, you know how Osama was having this
outburst?

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We took him to see a therapist, and it
turns out he has a form of level one

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autism.

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Why are you rolling your eyes?

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Your boy has a tantrum.

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Suddenly it's a disorder.

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I mean, like, everything is kind of a
disorder now.

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No. You miss the sun in the winter?

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It's a disorder. Yeah, well, I do get
blue during the wintertime if I'm

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my truth.

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Because it gets dark so early.

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It's very brave of you to share. Thank
you. What's going on with the napkin

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there? I'll just fall off.

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Okay, seriously, therapy is actually
helping him. I see it in his impulse

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control, right?

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I mean, what if... Nadia.

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Don't start.

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Osama is your child. Sameer is mine.

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What about what the doctor said?

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Remember when he was a kid?

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What doctor?

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Mom and dad took Sameer to see a doctor
after we moved to Houston, and the

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doctor said Sameer might have a form of
autism.

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What does it matter?

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He's happy. He's living his wonderful
life.

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Masha 'Allah.

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Yes. No.

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But also, what she said is, you know,
good point. I mean, maybe the...

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Not a bad idea. I mean, let him go to
therapy and he doesn't get overwhelmed.

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Exactly. And we all see it. So why are
we pretending?

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I'm pretending. I don't think he's
pretending.

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I'm just saying I think he should go see
a therapist.

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No.

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Samir needs love and care and support.
Of course. And all that, alhamdulillah,

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he has.

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So Samir does not have a disorder.

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What disorder?

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Disorder of fries.

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Can you get it for me? Can you check on
it?

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Okay. Thank you, Hamid.

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Did Mama tell you that I'm moving in
with Hamid?

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Try that out for a little bit. Great.

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Thanks. And you're not upset about that?

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No, I am.

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I'm in therapy for it.

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Best night in my life.

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I don't remember you having a sword.

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Yeah, I didn't have a sword. I got an
extra artist to add it to the picture,

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know? He looks hot with that sword,
doesn't he?

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Handsome. So handsome.

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Never mind. Come, bro. Check my DVD
collection. I got over 50 movies, okay?

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the Rambo, all the Rocky movies, Creed
I, Creed II. No Creed III?

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Now, baby, no Stallone, no Hamid. Come,
check this out. This is my ottoman, huh?

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Okay, this is real cow leather, shipped
from Arizona via the oops.

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He means UPS.

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Hey, come, check this clock, huh?

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Hey, you like this Glock? Fuck you, man!

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It is a Glock inside a Glock. What the
fuck, Hamid? I look at these people,

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and nobody is actually ready for when
the shit hits the fan and goes down.

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But not me, not Hamid. Hey, you know
what? Look.

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Oh, say, can't you see? No, you cannot
see anything.

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You are dead.

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You want to travel? You want to go
somewhere?

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Ha! You go to hell, baby!

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Look, this, this is not real. Just to
scare them, you know? Achoo, bless you,

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you want tissue?

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No, you die, baby.

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50 % of my budget goes on safety.

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Poor and alive, better than rich and
dead.

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Why so many, Hamid? Because you never
know where they come from, bro. Who is

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they? Who's they? They are anybody,
everybody, bro. You can be chilling in

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living room, laughing,

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having fun. They come in, you are ready,
you have a gun.

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Hey, maybe you're taking a shit in the
bathroom.

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Yeah, thinking, why did I eat that
yesterday?

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Then, ah, they come in, you're ready.
You take a gun, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow,

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pow. You shoot, you know. It's like
that, bro.

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Hey, I got a gun in each room in this
house. Hey, safety is a top priority in

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our house.

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Clearly.

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Bro, she gets me. I love you. I love
you, too.

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I'm glad she does, but I don't know what
planet you're on. I mean, the arsenal

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you have here, you could take over
Guatemala.

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Listen, I appreciate the tour, but I am
exhausted.

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Can I sit down now? No, no, wait. You
gotta sit down. You have to see your

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bro. You have a suite.

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You have a private bathroom.

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Now you're talking.

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Here we go.

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Your retreat.

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A home away from home.

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Hi. Oh, I'll take that.

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Sleep well, Muhammad.

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Oh, thank you.

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So sweet. You have a lovely home.

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Appreciate the hospitality.

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Thank you, baby. What the fuck is this?

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I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but
this is out of control.

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Why are all these dolls here? Who is
this lady?

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This is the mother of Dallas, and she
died in this bed, bro.

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We keep it the same since she go, but
the sheet is clean.

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This is not important, all of this
stuff, bro. What is important that

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you're going to come with me to the
barbecue contest and... You will ask

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on a date.

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Not okay.

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You need to let this go. Forget about
the Austin stuff.

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Austin stuff?

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This is not stuff, bro. I know what is
good for you. Believe me, man. Austin is

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perfect bride for you.

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Show me a picture.

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You should love the heart.

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The look fades away.

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Listen, bro, okay? You are broke.

244
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You don't have money. You don't have
job.

245
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,750
You're a fucking refugee.

246
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,190
And your life is shit.

247
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:24,170
I should slap you with this pipe in your
face, bro.

248
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,070
I mean, no disrespect, okay?

249
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:31,130
Listen, bro, you will marry Austin, you
will become my brother, and we will

250
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:32,790
become big family, okay?

251
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,090
Put your shit down.

252
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:54,610
What are you doing?

253
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:56,630
They are here.

254
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,290
Get ready.

255
00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,209
Who's they?

256
00:12:59,210 --> 00:12:59,929
Let's go.

257
00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:02,090
Who's they mean? They are here. For
coverage.

258
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,430
Shoot, buddy.

259
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:45,959
Where's the key?

260
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:48,480
Where's the key?

261
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,730
You like the hummus, kiddo?

262
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,090
There, there.

263
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,670
You're all right now.

264
00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,210
Everything is okay.

265
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,150
Still a dream.

266
00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:14,990
I didn't mean to scare you. I just, I
saw you tossing and turning like you

267
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:20,090
having a bad dream, and I, I
overstepped, didn't I? I am so sorry.

268
00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:21,590
I was having a bad dream.

269
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:22,930
Oh, you poor thing.

270
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,470
Do you want to talk about it?

271
00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:26,810
Sorry, who are you?

272
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,110
I'm Austin.

273
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:29,950
Sure, Austin.

274
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,530
I was just bringing you a little
breakfast in bed.

275
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,250
You know, start your day off right.

276
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,470
Don't worry, it is chicken sausage. We
don't eat pork either.

277
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,430
Wow. Dang it, it's too much, isn't it?

278
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:47,150
Oh, I don't know. It's like a Golden
Corral buffet.

279
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,870
You know, you have to go back and forth.
This is all here.

280
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:51,570
I just...

281
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:54,480
I have this thing where I get an idea in
my head and then I commit.

282
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,700
Full throttle.

283
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:58,080
And it's just my nature to nurture.

284
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,140
Like, if you went down to my core and
you extracted my essence, it would be

285
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,140
care and compassion.

286
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,800
Oh, Dickens!

287
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:12,100
How is it?

288
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,460
It's fantastic.

289
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,320
I could do this every day if you wanted.

290
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,700
Breakfast?

291
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:20,900
I'm sorry.

292
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,530
That was extra again.

293
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,850
I am really botching this thing, ain't
I?

294
00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:32,090
I know. This is the sweetest thing
anyone's done for me, and gosh, I can't

295
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,150
remember. Thank you.

296
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,530
Is there maple in this?

297
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:37,090
Yes. You have a good palate.

298
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,210
I watch Food Network. Love it. Can't get
enough of it.

299
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,390
Chopped. My favorite. Me too.

300
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,670
Yeah.

301
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,770
Oh, money.

302
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,950
What did Hamid tell you about me?

303
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:51,949
basics, really.

304
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,350
You know, about you being deported and
having that ankle bracelet and all that.

305
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,210
Boy, he really knows how to tell me,
doesn't he?

306
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:05,050
And he also said that you were loyal,
have good values, love your family,

307
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:05,969
a hard worker.

308
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:06,970
That's more like it.

309
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,090
That's definitely me.

310
00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:13,010
I'm going to beat you. Oh, that was way
off.

311
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:16,010
Would you say you're a go -with -your
-gut kind of guy?

312
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,310
Yeah, I follow my instincts.

313
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,030
Most of the time it serves me well.

314
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,750
Sometimes I get an ankle bracelet.

315
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:22,710
You've been deported.

316
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:27,710
Well, then we have that in common.
Because whenever I go with my gut hand

317
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,490
God, I always get it right.

318
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:34,190
Yeah. And I just have this feeling that
you and I, I don't know how to say it.

319
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,209
Say it.

320
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,210
Say it.

321
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:39,090
Don't be scared. Just say it. It's so
nuts. I get so excited.

322
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:45,230
How much coffee have you had today?

323
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,010
A caffeine free for a unit.

324
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,440
Really? No other substances?

325
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,720
No, no drugs or alcohol. I don't need
that.

326
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,360
I'm going to do some cocaine just to
keep up with you.

327
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,460
Don't you ever sniff the devil's powder.

328
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,580
Oh, no. I'm not doing the devil's
powder.

329
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,920
You have a great smile.

330
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,440
Yeah? Yeah. You have great boots, too.
Oh, thank you.

331
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,180
It's your turn.

332
00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:13,819
Hey,

333
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,140
you like barbecue?

334
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:19,180
What? You want to take me to the World
Championship barbecue contest?

335
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,640
Depends. Can you two -step? Oh, you tell
me. You can two -step.

336
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,200
Of course. What kind of technique can't
two -step?

337
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,180
Okay. I'll twirl you. You won't twirl
me? Be careful.

338
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,160
I'll twirl you. Oh, you didn't. Come on.
Come on.

339
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,230
No,

340
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,730
no, no. I said raw sugar for the rub.
Raw sugar. Brown sugar burns. That's why

341
00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:12,770
the bark's all fucked up.

342
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,960
Come on, man. I got it. Take care of it,
sir.

343
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,080
I think it's great.

344
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380
This is fantastic.

345
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:20,840
I can't tell the difference.

346
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,080
Thanks, babe, but the judges can,
though.

347
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,760
Put a little more olive oil on the
chicken, please.

348
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,260
Does your family care that I'm a
Catholic?

349
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,240
They're as atheist as they come.

350
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,080
Why? Is yours giving you shit for dating
a Jewish guy, huh?

351
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:38,240
No. No, my mom is gone, and my dad is
another story.

352
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:42,170
And my tias are in Mexico. My tia Luisa,
she shits on everybody, so who cares?

353
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:46,290
I think if I had kids and they weren't
Jewish, they'd have a problem with that,

354
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,310
yeah. But I thought you said you were an
atheist.

355
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:49,750
No, my family's atheist.

356
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:53,590
I'm agnostic. I don't know what the
fuck's going on. But yeah, like

357
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:58,470
Muslims, Hindus, they all have like over
a billion plus on their team.

358
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,810
Us Jews, we have like 16 million on our
squad, tops.

359
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,410
So when you have kids, you're going to
raise them Jewish?

360
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:05,830
God, no, I'm never having kids.

361
00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:08,030
I got my hands full with these kids as
it is.

362
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,340
Remember what I told you? Up top for
even distribution.

363
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,320
Look, I definitely want to have my own
kids. I just don't want to be what my

364
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,520
friend Nick's doing. He's raising
someone else's child, and there's

365
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,580
wrong with that. God bless him. God love
him. I support him. I'm really afraid

366
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,500
of being a stepdad. You know, I guess
you could say I'm more traditional.

367
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,180
Oh, me too. Oh, I love traditional.

368
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:33,220
Like, I see myself on a ranch with a
pond, kids playing with the ducks and

369
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,840
goats, and me just taking care of my
man, you know, cooking his meal.

370
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,230
Ironing his shirt?

371
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,410
I'm in.

372
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:43,470
I mean, just judging by the breakfast, I
mean, you'd be great at it. You think

373
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,950
so? Yeah, absolutely.

374
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:48,050
Barbara was so right about you.

375
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:49,470
Yeah? What'd she say?

376
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:54,570
She said, I would need a man from the
East with a shortened name who was

377
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,569
marriage material.

378
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,770
And here you are.

379
00:19:56,990 --> 00:20:00,130
I knew it, too. Oh, from the moment Hami
showed me your photo?

380
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:01,449
I knew.

381
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,450
Wait, who's Barbara?

382
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:03,810
My psychic medium.

383
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,530
You have a psychic?

384
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:09,720
Say, I have someone special I'd like you
to meet.

385
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,300
Well, hello, Princess.

386
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,900
This here is my daddy, Ron.

387
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:16,580
Well, Mo, it's a real pleasure to meet
you, my friend.

388
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:17,880
Hey, Dad.

389
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,440
Yeah. It's so nice to meet you. Oh,
yeah, why not?

390
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,640
Why not? It's so soon.

391
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:26,980
Well, what do you do? Okay, what are you
working on? I used to be a pork rib

392
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:31,280
guy. Yeah. Until I joined House of the
Old Mead there. Oh. Now I just cook one

393
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,200
hell of a brisket, and I couldn't be
happier than a hog in Arabia.

394
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,620
Get in a hog in Arabia.

395
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,720
He's happy because they don't eat hogs
over there. I get it. I get it. Come on.

396
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,300
Stay with me now. I'm trying. I'm trying
to keep up with you.

397
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:47,140
Allah gave us Texas barbecue and you,
Hamid, huh? Well, you ain't lying there

398
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,140
because I'm going to tell you something.

399
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,220
After Rush Limbaugh died, I didn't know
what I was going to do.

400
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,100
Then old Hamid there turned me on to Al
Jazeera. I learned we wasted trillions

401
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,140
of dollars on that war on terror
bullshit.

402
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,420
Well, I'm awake now.

403
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,169
Not woke.

404
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,250
That's that Hollywood bullshit.

405
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:05,710
Whoa. That ain't even good English.

406
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:09,350
It's too good to be true.

407
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,410
50 -50, you're FBI.

408
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:14,750
I got you. You're under arrest. Oh, you
got me. A long one.

409
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:18,830
Let's steal him from you, Daddy. All
right, baby girl. Y 'all have fun. Nice

410
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:19,930
meeting you. Nice meeting you, too.

411
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,710
Oh, pretty good.

412
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,830
Brisket looked delicious. Yeah. The meat
is better than I thought it was.

413
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,850
So, what did you think of my daddy?

414
00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:32,670
Actually... I think we get along.

415
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:33,970
Yeah? Yeah.

416
00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:37,870
Ooh, your cologne smells like tobacco.

417
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,890
It's a combination of different beard
oils.

418
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,230
Oh, is it?

419
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:43,630
Yep.

420
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:48,710
Hey, baby.

421
00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:50,110
How we doing? We doing good? Yep.

422
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,430
Sorry.

423
00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:54,890
My ex -girlfriend's over there.

424
00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:01,430
Okay, hi then.

425
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:06,110
What was that thing I told you this
morning? Maria?

426
00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:08,870
Is that you? What are you doing here?

427
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:12,390
I'd like you to meet Austin. This is...
His girlfriend.

428
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,270
Oh, girlfriend.

429
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:15,690
Yeah.

430
00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:19,610
How long have you known each other?
Well, when two souls meet on a celestial

431
00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:21,730
level, I mean, Earth time is irrelevant.

432
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:24,750
Oh, honey, that was so poetic.

433
00:22:25,630 --> 00:22:28,870
Hi, I'm Guy. I'm Maria's... Boyfriend.

434
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,700
As we have spent actual Earth time
together getting to know each other,

435
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,700
we? That's right, babe.

436
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:38,320
Can I get that lighter back now?

437
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,080
Yeah, I'd be happy to give it back to
you as soon as you give us our land

438
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,320
That was funny.

439
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,140
Oh, yeah, my family and I have been
laughing at it for 80 years.

440
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,660
Oh, that looks a little dry now.

441
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,800
Actually, it's cooked perfectly.

442
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,099
You want to try some?

443
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,100
Okay.

444
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:57,040
I never thought you'd go for a blonde.

445
00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:58,340
She's blonde?

446
00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:00,530
I didn't even notice.

447
00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:04,330
It's so crazy because I'm focused on
what's on the inside.

448
00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:05,589
Look, Spain.

449
00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:06,970
Yeah, I can see that.

450
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,350
I wasn't talking about you.

451
00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:09,650
I'm talking about you.

452
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,609
I'm sorry.

453
00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,730
Oh, is that citrus?

454
00:23:12,970 --> 00:23:13,729
I'm tasting.

455
00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:17,490
Actually, that's shichimi togarashi. It
gives a little hint of umami.

456
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,930
That's just un -American.

457
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,550
You just steal from everybody.

458
00:23:20,870 --> 00:23:24,330
Good poets write, great poets steal.
Okay, I make it my own. I can hear you

459
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:28,450
beeping. cook. No, actually, you're the
cook. I'm a chef taco boy. Let me tell

460
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:31,110
you something. My falafel tacos are
world class. Are they really? That's all

461
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,750
talk about. Oh, yeah. I know how to mix
cultures.

462
00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:35,610
You're not mixing cultures. You're
fucking deleting the whole goddamn

463
00:23:35,610 --> 00:23:37,970
That's the whole fucking point. That hat
looks weird on you. Yeah, no, it

464
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,190
doesn't. It looks fucking awful. Did you
pick that out for me?

465
00:23:40,430 --> 00:23:42,850
Cowboys are us? You do not insult his
hat.

466
00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:44,910
Exactly. All right. Exactly. What'd you
say, honey?

467
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,610
You've been chopped.

468
00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:50,130
Yeah. Well played. Well played. I think
it's time for you guys to go.

469
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,220
Hey, what the fuck? Seriously, do I need
to deal with this? I'm trying to win

470
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,040
the... Does he know I know... I'm so
sorry.

471
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,760
Does he know I know Krav Maga?

472
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:03,200
I'm fucking... The champion in the
whiskey category is... That is

473
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,040
bullshit, bro.

474
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,620
They never let the white man win
anymore.

475
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:12,640
All right, no long face. We may not have
won, but this is the best damn barbecue

476
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,100
team I've ever been a part of. Here's
the family.

477
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,360
The family.

478
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,820
And no more chicken.

479
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,540
Nixian knows me. Maybe Nixian will make
a few thoughts.

480
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,940
Sure you don't want to hop a saddle?
He's gentle.

481
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:42,820
No, no, maybe if I were still a young
girl. But these days, I'm too old.

482
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,280
Oh, if you're old, what the hell am I?

483
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:46,720
Young. That's hard.

484
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,700
Is that what you tell people that's old?

485
00:24:50,330 --> 00:24:52,130
Hey, I've been talking to fuzzy boots.

486
00:24:52,350 --> 00:24:54,350
Well, more like singing.

487
00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:55,550
You're a singer?

488
00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:58,810
No. I want to hear. No. Please, please,
please, please. No.

489
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,050
My bonnie lies over the ocean.

490
00:25:03,450 --> 00:25:05,650
My bonnie lies over the sea.

491
00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,510
My bonnie lies over the ocean.

492
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:15,130
Oh, bring back my bonnie to me. Please,
what was again? Oh, bring back my bonnie

493
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,130
to me.

494
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:21,570
That's really beautiful. But who's
Bonnie? Oh, that's just an old name in

495
00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:26,850
song. Well, you have a very nice voice,
buddy. Thank you. It's okay.

496
00:25:27,310 --> 00:25:31,450
My Patty now. She had the voice of an
angel.

497
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:34,510
Mustafa sang, too. At least he tried.

498
00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:39,190
It used to annoy me, but now I miss it a
lot.

499
00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,470
Are you okay, buddy?

500
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,599
Yes, sir.

501
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:54,500
I don't know how to tell you this, but,
well, I'm selling the farm.

502
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,680
It wasn't for sale or nothing. I got an
offer that I just couldn't pass up.

503
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,720
But what about our olive oil?

504
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:08,160
It'll be up to the new owners. I'm so
sorry, yes, sir. I know how much it

505
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,840
to you and the family. I'm so sorry.

506
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,640
Are you kidding me?

507
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:48,020
The thing is, is that... What?

508
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,240
What?

509
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:55,160
Alhamdulillah! Alhamdulillah!

510
00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:59,760
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